flying pizza monkey

a purple monkey who fly's into you're house and steals you're pizza while you're not looking

"where did the last slice of pizza go" "it was the flying pizza monkey he took it" "ok buddy back to the institution for you"

by riley peterson May 26, 2008

Flying wolf

The fursona of many of todays internet "artists". It always has wings, and some sort of "speshul majical power" and is never, ever overweight. It makes up most of todays sparkledogs. It is a mary sue in wolf form, made up by losers who want to be "unique".

wolfgirl2653: my fursona is a flying wolf named sparkle who haz all the majikal powerz in teh world, and is supr skinnee, an has a long trajical past, and is very preety!!!!1111!!!!!!1111
Other guy: Loser.

by Hyena Girl September 9, 2009

flying fuck

An extremely rare flightless bird. Not much is known about the Flying Fuck, as it's regular habitat is unknown. Extremely valuble to sell, so few people are able to give a Flying fuck.

Unable to give a flying fuck. sorry.

by Svond March 28, 2015

yogurt flinger

A male genitalia that has been stimulated to the point of ejaculation. The ejaculate resembles that of yogurt and it is flung from the urethra.

"O' yeah jennifer, pump my yogurt flinger harder you dirty pig! Thats it... now go clean yourself up."

by Urban Fireman October 27, 2008

Flying Wombat

The act of viciously attacking someone through the combination of jumping into the victim while putting the head of the victim under the attacker’s shirt. The lack of jumping results in a wombat, not a flying wombat. The flying wombat and wombat were developed at Goldman Union Camp Institute or GUCI.

Joe Cox gave Marc Conrad a flying wombat.
Jason Feldman recieved a flying wombat from John Hill.

by Andrew Kahn April 26, 2006

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The flying Spaghetti Monster is the god of Pastafarians. Many people think this is just a religion made up to make fun of people. But Pastafarians are just as serious about there religion as you are about yours.

Mary: "Do you believe in god?"
Sue: "Yeah I believe in the Flying Spaghetti monster!"

by Teddybearkisses October 4, 2007

poop-flinging-tree-monkeys

The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.

Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.

by El Duderino August 27, 2006