Flowers

Those things you rip out of the ground. A quick and painful death.

Flowers die dumbass stop fucking telling me this ain't it being fucking defined. Those things you rip out of the ground. A quick and painful death. Happy now?

by still.a.piece.of.garbage November 1, 2019

Flower

Colourful thing

Person flower graden

by Djools September 8, 2020

flowerheadbandrry

the best person in the world :)

you are acting as if you are flowerheadbandrry

by Edward Sheeran June 3, 2021

Flesh Flower

Another word for a womans special place/poon/ve jay jay

Gregory: ugh my boss' flesh flower was awful!

bob: how can you have an awful poon?

Gregory: lets just say she could have used a female cleansing instrument one may use on a hot summers eve! twice!

by th1ngz April 26, 2009

Bum flower

Slang term for piles aka cauliflower bum, can often be painful as they are most commonly found erupting from the anus. Bum flowers can be removed with minor surgery.

"why's Nicole walking like that?"
Kirsty" because she recently had some bum flowers removed"

by Ellyb June 3, 2013

call-flower

A person you call who is precious to you just so you can let them know how much you care about them.

On my international business trip I contacted Mariah, my call-flower, in the early morning, to let her know I arrived safely and give her peace of mind.

by McWritah July 24, 2015

Summer flower

When your straight friend who is a personal trainer gets fucked in the ass by a humongous black dude hiding in his closet and when he's done his butthole looks like a summer flower

Bro, the black guy in my closet wrecked me and now my shitter looks like a summer flower.

by Gayside December 13, 2016