The scale between 1-20 based on how intense giving oral pleasure to a male penis is. 1 being almost un-noticable, 20 being possibly fatal.
by Dr A. Ris February 14, 2003
Get the gag-factor mug.Factos in Portuguese means facts. Crybaby and insecure Cristiano Penaldo commenting 'factos' under Messi slander Instagram post shows how obsessed he is with the GOAT Messi.
Hey do you know Cristiano Penaldo is finished and he will never win another ballon d'or?
Yes, of course, everybody knows these factos.
Yes, of course, everybody knows these factos.
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John: I'll do your homework for you if i can come to the party!
Jason: Sorry we don't want another sandwich factory around, why dont you go do something productive like make me a sandwich.
Jason: Sorry we don't want another sandwich factory around, why dont you go do something productive like make me a sandwich.
by Auneeezy October 9, 2005
Get the sandwich factory mug.A scale from 1 -5 used as a factor when computing one's sanity. The factor is only applied when one has to spend large quantities of time in Chemical Engineering in Halif0fax with Bob Bob.
One should note that the Bob Bob Factor is directly proportional to the analness of Bob on a particular day...
One should note that the Bob Bob Factor is directly proportional to the analness of Bob on a particular day...
Jeff: "My Bryden, you seem rather insane today"
Bryden: "My Bob Bob Factor is through the roof... We just had a 2 hour CPST lecture together..."
Bryden: "My Bob Bob Factor is through the roof... We just had a 2 hour CPST lecture together..."
by Douches November 25, 2004
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If the above were Lalor Factored: Last night, I jerked-off to the Powerpuff Girls.
If the above were Lalor Factored: Last night, I jerked-off to the Powerpuff Girls.
by Bobby Love May 13, 2004
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Get the sausage factory mug.The fuck-factor is the unexpected,although sometimes inevitable hitch,X factor or just the bad-luck part of for example,a plan.
The wifes'on nights,the kids are staying at grannies'.You ring your mistress, in ten minutes shes'there. Great dope, wonderful champagne unforgetable dirty, dirty,sex and my god "its half six already"..... bottles,dildoes, roaches, sperm stains..... NOTHING MUST BE FORGOTTEN!!!
Mistress out the door. Windows opened,dog-breath... done,tuna-fish willy.....ready for inspection..... THIS IS GOING TO WORK!!!!
(20 MINUTES LATER)
"Hi honey how'd work go?"
"Oh fine, but I gotta take a shower!"
"Sure babes', I'll put the coffee on".........(exit wife)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU BASTARD, YOU FUCKING TWO TIMING LOW LIFE SON OF A BITCH!!!!Shit, babes what did I do????
Which brings me back to the fuck-factor.
IF YOUR MISTRESS USES A TAMPAX AND SHE DROPS ONE IN YOUR SHITTER ..... DON'T FORGET TO PULL THE CHAIN GUYS.
Mistress out the door. Windows opened,dog-breath... done,tuna-fish willy.....ready for inspection..... THIS IS GOING TO WORK!!!!
(20 MINUTES LATER)
"Hi honey how'd work go?"
"Oh fine, but I gotta take a shower!"
"Sure babes', I'll put the coffee on".........(exit wife)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU BASTARD, YOU FUCKING TWO TIMING LOW LIFE SON OF A BITCH!!!!Shit, babes what did I do????
Which brings me back to the fuck-factor.
IF YOUR MISTRESS USES A TAMPAX AND SHE DROPS ONE IN YOUR SHITTER ..... DON'T FORGET TO PULL THE CHAIN GUYS.
by Steve CHUTER November 13, 2006
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