boner farmer 

One who constanly has a boner from the lack of sex with another person.

Id like to bang her, but Im more of a boner farmer than a pussy hound.

boner farmer by the Freeman August 3, 2007

nougat farmer 

Someone with no goals or ambitions, who lives off of other people's hard work.

A loser. Short for "I don't have a job", "I don't want to work" or "The world owes me a living".

nougat farmer by Alex September 18, 2004

potato farmer

A person who resides at the farthest parts of eastern Long Island. Usually looks and acts like they just walked off the filming set of Deliverence. Most of the time they can't walk and chew gum at the same time and should be residents of Simple City.

There are alot of potato farmers in Stuart Florida

potato farmer by buck burrmeister September 17, 2006

pork farmer 

A pork farmer is a person who grows pork and keeps it on their body. Possibly in preparation for harvest. Although the reason for so much fat growth is not defined here.

The reason the term is 'pork farmer' and not some other meat word (such as 'beef farmer') is because 'pork' relates to porky which can be as defined in the urban dictionary but is also related to 'porky the pig' who is a fat cartoon pig with enough human mannerisms to make him like a small fat human. Human flesh is also said to taste like pork so 'pork' is the most appropriate meat word for this term.

To recognise a 'pork farmer' is easy. You will find that this term is easily integrated into your vocabulary.

ahh, haa, look at that 'pork farmer' - do a dance for us fat boy...

pork farmer by Professor of new English June 30, 2005

dirt farmer 

from the dirt as in he is a dirt farmer.

That dirt farmer sure surfed good today.

dirt farmer by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Log Farmer 

Common term used for both straight and homosexuals. Most commonly referenced as someone who enjoys anal intercourse but on the giving end.

Did you hear that the young man down the street is a log farmer?

You don't say?! I'd like him to harvest my logs sometime!

Log Farmer by Dr. CAndy Awsomefaces! August 16, 2008

Melon Farmer 

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

Melon Farmer by Ur MOM November 21, 2003