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Ultimate Legendary Fail

A fail so bad that surpasses master fail. If you have done a Ultimate legendary fail, you are probably dead, Or you need to be since someone with this kind of failure is a shame to all mankind and the universe.
Person 1: HAHA I can own you in any game

1.5 seconds later

Person 2: Ultimate Legendary Fail I beated u 999-0

Person 1: *commits suicide*
by LOLOLOL xD LOL April 14, 2010
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Hipster Fail

When a hipster undergoes the humiliation of not knowing a popular hipster reference. Once the hipster commits a hipster fail, he will not only be teased because of his know-nothingness and lack of hipster know-how, but he will feel a deep internal shame, which he will express by trying to make the other hipsters feel lesser.
A: "You're a bit like Donnie Darko, but only less sociable."
I: "What's Donnie Darko?"
A: "Are you serious? What a hipster fail."
D: "Hey I, there are some stairs over there. Why don't you leave the house."
I: "Hey asshole, at least I knew about MGMT before they were in Nylon."
by hipster miggler May 18, 2010
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You Fail

Increasing common 'You Fail' is used in means of shutting someone down shut down
Origins point towards people posting pictures of projects or attempts and things that have failed and commenting 'You Fail'.
You Fail has worked its use quite like the term 'Ya Mum'.
Kevin: 'Hi Paul!'
Paul: 'No Kevin, You Fail.'
Kevin: 'Ya Mum Fails.'
by Stan Dup November 26, 2007
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atomic fail

When someone or something has reached seven consecutive epic fail (failures) within an "absurdly small amount of time" it is known as an 'atomic fail' or failure. It is believed that no man, animal or object has ever been able to pull this feat off as failing that many times, so hard and so close together is almost impossible.

The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.
Guy 1: Dude that was an atomic failure.
Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.
by Flopjack August 5, 2008
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Eiger Fail

A failure ( or fail ) so disastrous that it achieves the total reverse of what was originally planned because the effect of an action has become so dissociated from the intent behind it.

A reference to the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Eiger Sanction', in which Clint, an assassin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the Eiger - he just doesn't know which one. So he murders all of them just to make bloody sure - then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it's been obvious as hell all along who the real bad guy is.
HIS LIFELINE - held by the assassin he's been hunting. Eiger Fail.
by gibbo1958 May 14, 2009
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Hat Fail

When someone is wearing a hat backwards and shielding their eyes with their hand.
Bro: dude why are you struggling with the sun right now?
Dude: @#%$! i forgot bro!
Bro: hat FAIL
by FIOHtj December 23, 2009
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Ben Fail

A Ben Fail, far worse then any type of "fail" or "epic fail", would be called a Ben Fail. Ben Fails occur rarely or commonly depending on how idiotic the person is. The name "Ben Fail" originates from a disturbed teenager that lives in Northern Michigan that struggles with... many things. So now he has recognized his failure and now thinks the world shall know.
Gamer 1: DUDE WTF you SUCK at this game! What an epic fail!!

Ben: NOOOO!!! It's called a ben fail!! *attacks random player* NERD WAR SCREACH AHURAHURAHURA!!!!!!
by Evilninja July 8, 2010
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