emotional gymnastics

These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
by von groovy July 2, 2024
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Emotional Leech

Emotional Leech (noun) —
A person who sticks around not for genuine friendship, but to drain your emotional energy like a parasite. They thrive on your support, constantly unloading their problems on you while giving little to nothing back — leaving you exhausted and them recharged. Think of them as emotional vampires, but without the cool aesthetic.
That girl isn’t a friend — she’s an emotional leech in red lipstick, and I’m one sob story away from changing my number.”
by gorejessx March 17, 2025
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Emotional Gosh

Noticeable strength or depth or surprise of general feelings of emotional.
Hugging my friend again after so long was just emotion gosh.

Emotional goshing right now!! Had an awesome date this afternoon.
by Disco The Dog May 16, 2021
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Emotional UHaul

When you move too quickly in a relationship and develop emotions towards the other person too quickly
"Wow, Jessie's already calling them her girlfriend, thats pretty intense"
"Yeah, they definitely hitched an emotional UHaul, its only been two weeks since they met"
by E31ly November 30, 2022
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Emote Land

The best discord server for emojis its very epic
Person 1: yo i need some emojis i just got nitro
Pesron 2: ayo join emote land they got sick emojis
by SargunIsGay September 14, 2021
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emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
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emotional dick pic

A (dick pic) sent when the person is upset and or trying to get you back
He totally sent me another emotional dick pic last night
by K.leesi January 24, 2020
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