election

Judging by the definitions on this site, an election is a despised act, looked down upon by uppity Americans who either think that they could come up with a new, flawless political system or that a Nazi-style dictatorship is preferable.

-Turn off the news, man; Fuck the Election!!!!111

-Yeah, I hate those corrupt assholes.

-Yeah... Hmmm... Let's go steal some money from my mom's purse and buy some pot.

by storch January 30, 2005

Electric Banana

A sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse. It is more commonly known as dildo.

"Where's my electric banana."

"I don't know."

"Sure you don't."

"What is that meant to mean."

"It means you do not have an electric banana. It means you're desperate. It means you can't get a man to put his cock in your pussy."

"For your information I have been screwing your boyfriend every night this month."

"You bitch!"

by Shaun R. Palmer January 2, 2008

electric chair

stan twitter uses it as a way for wanting someone to die

send robert downey jr to the electric chair already

by Josh Anall January 6, 2019

electric fence

Outdoor urinal

"Do you wanna go on that there electric fence?"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

Election year moderate

A politician, usually an ultraconservative, fascist Republican, but occasionally an ultraliberal, who pretends to take moderate positions on important political issues during an election year. Once elected, this politician will suddenly forget his or her campaign promises and govern from the fringes.

Election year moderates from the far right: Rick Santorum (latin for Asshole); George W. Bush; from the far left: George McGovern (1972)

by Stop the Pendulum August 9, 2006

electric pony

The act of doing a guy/girl from behind while shaving one's own anal hairs. Just as one is about to blow one's load, he pulls out and squirts a line along the receiver's back. He then sprinkles the anal hairs along the line to create a mane, much like that of a pony.

Once you've done the electric pony, you are truly a pimp.

by Marco (Jesus) April 23, 2006

2020 Election Steal

The 2020 Election Steal took place across the United States during the month of November 2020. Designed by the CCP and Leftists to falsely implant a puppet president, the operation involved the manufacturing ballots in favor of one candidate, having ballot watchers removed, then funnelling the counterfeit ballots through compromised Dominion counting systems.

John: What do you think about the 2020 Election Steal?
Nate: Pure conspiracy.

John: .. I think I know who you voted for.

by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020