Dildo

the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.

Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.

by MellonCollie August 4, 2004

dildo

A person who is assumed to be a retard or have some type of mental illness; dumb in the head; or just someone you hate

Your a fucking DILDO!

by Bob snider May 19, 2006

Papa Dildo

A boss who tries to screw ya!

Ahhh, Papa Dildo tired to give it to me again! He wanted me to work the next long weekend.

by mlegion May 9, 2006

space dildo

A frozen poo used as a brown nutty sweetcorn dildo

I lost my best dildo and was in despair. I had a nice long curly poo and decided to freeze it like they do space food. I then fucked my self with my space dildo. I also give it head and got a dirty sanchez to go along with it .

by spacedildocreaator November 27, 2013

big rubber dildo

big rubber fake cock

the thing under my bed

by eyes September 7, 2004

dildo

a plastic penis many women use them to pleasure thmeselves. Also see vibrator

I don't need you, I have a dildo!

by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

dildo force

e=mc dildo to the third

in retarded language, that means the force of impact by ones dildo

my lips sweatin from the massive dildo force of my 10 inch black spiked punisher supreme

by Abendheiny June 11, 2009