Definitions by MellonCollie

fretwankery 

the playing of lavish , overlong guitar solo's and the act of showing off whilst doing so

70's rock solo's al la spinal tap

fretwankery by melloncollie February 6, 2005

Dildo 

the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.

Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.

Dildo by MellonCollie August 4, 2004

Drugs

a fun way to lose weight.

Hey man, I was trippin yesterday, and I hardly ate, and I was jumpin up and down all day.

Drugs by melloncollie May 21, 2004