Dildo

the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.
Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.
by MellonCollie August 04, 2004
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Drugs

Hey man, I was trippin yesterday, and I hardly ate, and I was jumpin up and down all day.
by melloncollie May 21, 2004
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fretwankery

the playing of lavish , overlong guitar solo's and the act of showing off whilst doing so
70's rock solo's al la spinal tap
by melloncollie February 06, 2005
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