Dildo

the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.

Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.

by MellonCollie August 05, 2004

fretwankery

the playing of lavish , overlong guitar solo's and the act of showing off whilst doing so

70's rock solo's al la spinal tap

by melloncollie February 06, 2005

Drugs

a fun way to lose weight.

Hey man, I was trippin yesterday, and I hardly ate, and I was jumpin up and down all day.

by melloncollie May 22, 2004