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CryptoSocialist

A person who indulges in the stock stock market but spent most of their time complaining about billionaires
Kevin you can’t hate on Elon Musk and have all your money in dogecoin
Yeah Kevin you’re such a CryptoSocialist
by Nobody know nobody January 18, 2023
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Cryptocurrency

Lottery, but at a larger, larger scale. In SE Eastern countries and India, there's something better than this bullshit and they're unified QR payment systems, central bank's interbank transfer system, and virtual accounts. This investment is more a lottery than a real investment

Probably born because of complex electronic payment rules in the West + probably greed. In Indonesia, you can transfer your money easily without private companies as middlemen like Paypal and the central bank acts as the middleman and it's cheap (only about $0,16 for small to moderate transactions and about $0,43 for RTGS / larger transactions). A Canadian Youtuber who makes Indonesian content, Sacha Stevenson, said that in Canada, you need to make an appointment, which is time-consuming, to transfer money to your family otherwise it's considered a suspicious transaction, while in Indonesia you don't

In the West, electronic payment methods are proprietary and there's no unified payment system (not referring to Indian's UPI, but in general)
The payment QR code: BCA (An Indonesian Bank)

Me: *Opens Gojek and pay with this app cos QRIS is unified* (QRIS, pronounced Kris or colloquially Kyu-ris, is the name for Indonesian's unified payment QR standard)

The app: *proceed to payment screen and pay*

Me: "See, Indonesia and SE Asian countries have something better than cryptocurrency"

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Me: *transfers money to my other account in another bank*

The banking app: *Choose BI-FAST (2.5K IDR) or BI-RTGS (6.5 K IDR)*

Me: "No need a private company middleman! Things like Paypal and Skrill are no use in Indonesia unless for overseas transactions"

Each payment method has different use cases and suits for different types of transactions. Non-bank payment methods (can be filled/topped-up with bank, ride-hailing apps drivers, and convenience store chains) and QR codes are suitable for daily transactions like buying snacks and groceries; bank transfers are for family, company, and individual people money transfers; virtual account is suitable for buying something priced higher than 10,000K IDR, must be on the same bank and it's automated. Both banks and non-banks are usually have the unified QR code payment method, and for Bank Jago, the QR payment is tied to GoPay (Gojek)
by PuniUwUCute February 11, 2023
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cryptozoo

An absolute scam started by Logan Paul and a development team of cronies upon the emergence of Web3 scams. A cross-chain yield token between Eth and BSC. Famously exposed by journalist Coffeezilla in a three part exposee. Paul claims the project is not over, but those scammed are supposed to receive $1.3 million in support.
"Man, Coffeezilla really exposed Cryptozoo and that douchebag Logan Paul"
by BuddyTwoShoes February 13, 2023
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cryptorchidism

Cryptorchidism is a condition where the family jewels of one Paul Dejulio are not where they're supposed to be. Instead of making an appearance in the scrotum, they're hiding out somewhere else, like a game of hide-and-seek gone wrong. Paul might try to blame it on genetics or just bad luck, but really it's just a case of his boys being too shy to come out and play.
Unfortunately, Paul DeJulio was diagnosed with cryptorchidism during his routine checkup, and he may need to undergo surgery to correct the condition and ensure the healthy development of his testicles.
by edpo February 16, 2023
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Cryptoclitoris

Something that Radish_Girl will show you if you send her Bitcoin.
The market was up after Elon Musk chose Radish_Girl's Cryptoclitoris as his preferred stimulation package.
by Cherubadubdub March 15, 2023
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Cryptoart

Art that is stored and sold on a blockchain, often using cryptocurrencies as payment.
I just bought a piece of cryptoart using Ethereum, it's a digital collage that's part of a limited edition series.
by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023
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Cryptoad

Antagonist of garbland
Cryptoad is best
by Dapoggster May 23, 2023
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