Whipped cream

a substance that can get you what you want when you want

Use your imagination

by cyndy February 21, 2003

ice cream cake

the wonderful deliciousness that is chocolate ice cream on top of cookie crumbs on top of vanilla ice cream.

ice cream cake is bombbb!

by xooxbritt January 20, 2009

cream of man

its the soup that comes out of your cock warm and ready to serve 1-2 girls.

Ex 1:

Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?

Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.

Guy 1- Can I have some?

Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"

Ex 2-

Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.

by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009

Orange cream

When you are fucking a girl up the ass and you cum, leave your dick in there and then pee in her ass. Then when she goes to the bathroom to shit, it comes out and looks like orange cream.

I orange creamed your mom last night

by irai February 10, 2007

creamed

To get plowed over by something much larger than yourself.

The tiny runningback was creamed by the humongus defense when he ran the ball

by I have cotton mouth April 14, 2006

Ice Cream

• The flavored cream of ice
• A common cure for broken hearted females
• A cold and delicious treat, perfect on hot summer days

Girl 1: "I'm so depressed...."
Girl 2: "Have some ice cream. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside."
Girl 1: "But isn't ice cream like....cold?"
Girl 2: "Oh....that's true....hmm...."

by kangaroobendaroo March 22, 2009

steam and cream

The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.

Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.

Bill: How so?

Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.

Bill: Sign me up...!

by V J January 5, 2006