Happy Vodka Cookies

cookies dipped in vodka.

Or

Cookies you eat immediately after drinking straight vodka to make the taste of straight vodka go away.

Person 1: Im sad.
Person 2: Dont worry have some Happy Vodka Cookies, it will make everything better!
Person 1: Oh yes so it does!

by squigglemuffin July 12, 2010

A Hairy Cookie

Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth

"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"

by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013

soggy cookie

an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it

Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?

by The Return of Light Joker May 5, 2008

death cookie

A big ass chunk of hard snow, which you must avoid or jib off when snowboarding.

"Theres heaps of death cookies on that run"

by Ben Sinclair October 30, 2003

Cookies and cream

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.

I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.

by 3-BAG December 9, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.

Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

by Al May 31, 2004

cookie duster

a moustache (a jocular term)

Be sure to keep that cookie duster trimmed.

by LightJoker April 9, 2006