cowboy mouth

Dangerous gay sex act where you kick your partner in the balls while throat fucking, simulating a bucking bronco. Sometimes performed with the aid of a tether attached to the ballsack of the bottom, and sometimes performed with the ballsack of the top fully inside the partners mouth alongside the penis before kicking.

Ennis kicked Jack so hard in the ballsack performing a good cowboy mouth that he accidentally bit through and ruptured some of Ennis' seminiferous tubules. It required medical attention, but they both realized their kind of love was never going to need virile, potent, life giving spermatozoa that normal love requires. They both wept in each others arms, tenderly.

by jigoku August 21, 2008

Cowboy Caviar

The mixture of period blood and semen on a dude's dick after a rigorous session of reverse cowgirling.

"Yo, I heard Mike's girlfriend is into eating cowboy caviar after they have sex!"
"What the fuck?! That's savage!"

by seed_knee_99 August 26, 2016

urban cowboy

When you jump on a strangers back and try to stay on eight seconds before they fall down or they knock you down.

Today in English Jeb went for a new urban cowboy record when he jumped on the teachers back.

by Corincarter January 2, 2012

cowboy hat rain protector

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

A paper toilet seat cover

The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!

by brett tarrant October 16, 2006

ridem cowboy

when you are havin sex with your girlfreind and call her the wrong name on purpose jus to see how long you can hold on!

my girlfriend broke up with me because i pulled a ridem cowboy on her last night.

by chrizz January 8, 2006

Cowboys from Hell

Largely considered to be the hardest song on the original Guitar Hero.

Hey, I finally beat Cowboys from Hell today!

by HeavyD2 November 5, 2008

cowboy killer

A drink / game at bars. Isn't very popular. Requires two slices of lemon, a shot of tequila, and a rubber band.

1) Rubber band is placed firmly around forehead.

2) Lemon slices are squeezed against band-wearer's eyelids.

3) Band-wearer fumbles blindly for shot of tequila.

4) Drink tequila.

5) Stretch rubber band away from forehead, then let go at distance of at least four inches.

I'm never doing a cowboy killer again. Jesus.

by Danthilus November 23, 2004