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computard

A person who under no circumstance should own a computer. Not even a Mac
This guy is such a computard he thinks the mouse is a toy for the cat.
by arris January 27, 2008
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Computer

machines that are going to take over the world soon.
computers are getting better and dangerous
by dickhead1111 July 3, 2009
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compulsive liar

somone who lies all the time, for attention and to seem cool.
Often stories are to farfetched to be true.
When confronted about such lies they will often try to make the story more believeable.
Do you know one?
tony(compulsive liar)
Guy(person who laughs at compulsive liar)
Guy: Mount everest is huge eh?
tony: I climbed it once.
Guy: No you didn't!
tony: Well not all the way but I was there.
by WO0DS January 4, 2010
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School Computer

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
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Computer

The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)
Look at this gorgeous womanon the screen ... How "flat" is she !!!
by LodLuT November 5, 2003
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computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.
Computers are now a part of human society.
by AYB March 10, 2003
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communal girlfriend

(noun) 1. A cum dumpster with benefits.
2. A girl so desperate for a boyfriend that she does girlfriendly things for every guy in hopes that one will date her. One must be suffienctly unattractive in order to maintain the "fake girlfriend" status lest someone would actually want to date her.
Guy A: "Dude, she made me dinner and let me fuck her raw dog last night"

Guy B: "She made me waffles today and sucked my dick."
Guy C: "Communal girlfriend is coming over tonight when my girlfriend is away. Hopefully I can get some cookies and anal sex from our communal girlfriend!"
by attitudinalproblem April 7, 2010
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