Christopher

The most attractive guys have this name. They are perfect and are the sweetest. He makes everyone happy, even if your having a bad day. Everyone needs one.
Random: dudeeee he's adorable
Cool dude: itssssss a Christopher man, obviously
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Christopher is a unique person even though most times he isn't being serious he will make you feel like the most important person alive if I were you and I had a Christopher I would cherish every moment with him and hold him tight and never let go Christopher makes a lot of jokes but if you tell him you feel some type of way he will try his hardest to understand you so don't abuse your Christopher privilege because once he's gone you are going to miss him more than ever
Christopher is the best person ever.
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A boy who will brake u so badly that you will never forget how bad he hurt you, he will then continue to become best friends with your EX and they will both bully you but your EX will continue to flirt with you as he bully's you which will overwhelm you so much that soon you will just brake:(
Amy- Sophia What's wrong

Sophia-Christopher just broke up with me and now he's BFFs with my EX Anthony
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a big as gargantuan shlong with a monster cock literally will penetrate ur kidney's none sho
dam christopher is a big dick wonder
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Christopher is an absolute fucking bitch who will try to manipulate you into sending nudes. He will also fake his death because he doesn't know how to ask people to talk to him. Once you break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Christopher?
Person 2: Yea he's an absolute fucking bitch.
Person 1: I know right!?
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Christopher is a person that will try to manipulate you into sending nudes and will fake his death for 10 minutes because he doesn't know how to ask for attention. When you finally break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Christopher?

Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?
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