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monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.
I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.
by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010
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chomper

when a girl chomps on the shaft of a penis as she is giving a guy a blowjob
katie is a chomper
by katie_is_cool! March 22, 2009
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chomp

Same as chump.
James B is a chomp!
by Ian Chode April 4, 2003
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champagnes

The gurgles in your stomach after a long night of keg beer.
I had to walk out of that test because I started getting a serious case of the champagnes.
by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 28, 2009
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anime chompewomp

a retard of is so in love with anime he will wank over it on the internet
hey j, your an anime chompewomp

Shut up, my name is goku!!!
by lolman 876 June 24, 2010
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champagne waterfall

When someone pours champagne over another one's ass, lets it run down their asscrack and drinks it.
I performed champagne waterfalls on your mom last night
by Big Jon July 8, 2005
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poo chomper

A person/persons who like to growt out, or lick others anus, then proceeding to eat the feasies that is inside, or comes out.
Later that night, the man became part of the club of poo chompers
by john August 3, 2003
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