gayer than gay

Gayer than gay is when something is pretty freakin' queer.

It's gayer than the Wiggles.
It's gayer than 1000 hugs in a handbag.
It's gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
It's gayer than male hairstylists.

Oh yeah...it's gay.

Oh my gosh, Jimmy has a lifesized blow up doll of Michael Bolton.

That is gayer than gay.

by Chigglywiggly November 02, 2008

toba

A abnormally mean or rude person. It's a shortening of the phrase "totally bad".

"That jerk is a toba!!"

by Chigglywiggly October 27, 2006

Band of Horses

An indie-rock band that formed in 2004. They were originally known as "Horses".

Band of Horses, or Horses, is a band primarily composed of humans, not horses.

by Chigglywiggly January 15, 2007

lmpo

Laughing my posterior off

The classy version of lmao

Robert: Oh Charles, I am just oozing money! I am so rich, it's funny!

Charles: Good show, Robert, good show! lmpo!

by ChigglyWiggly August 27, 2011

monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

sheetard

A Halo noob who insists on using banshees in multiplayer combat. Banshees are for n00bs.

That idiot is using a shee. Dang it. What a sheetard.

by Chigglywiggly November 14, 2007

Royalush

A California rock band, with only one fairly (sorta kinda) popular song, Au Natural.

Ralph: Dude, no one's ever heard of Royalush.
Eric: omg dude, word.
Ralph: Right dude, right.

by Chigglywiggly January 15, 2007