chigglywiggly's definitions

teh lulz

The reason why people try to be funny. They want teh lulz.

Bobby: Did you hear about the mattress tester who was fired? He stayed awake on the job.

Andy: lol lol lol

Billy: lol lol lol

Alex: lol lol lol

Bobby: Yay! I got teh lulz!

by Chigglywiggly September 11, 2009

SYFM

Short for "shut your fat mouth".

CrZyLdy77: omg! i just got tix to see fall out boy!1!
MUNKYchick12: no way! SYFM!!!
CrZyLdy77: no, rlly!!!!!!!!!1!

by ChigglyWiggly May 9, 2007

Monroe Community College

A community college located in Monroe County, New York. Sometimes called MCC and 13th grade (by dissenters).

I went to Monroe Community College.

by ChigglyWiggly May 9, 2007

monkey chomper

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

Joe Walsh

Lead singer for the Eagles, also had a successful solo career.

Joe Walsh is a singer.

by Chigglywiggly January 17, 2007

gayer than gay

Gayer than gay is when something is pretty freakin' queer.

It's gayer than the Wiggles.
It's gayer than 1000 hugs in a handbag.
It's gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
It's gayer than male hairstylists.

Oh yeah...it's gay.

Oh my gosh, Jimmy has a lifesized blow up doll of Michael Bolton.

That is gayer than gay.

by Chigglywiggly March 13, 2009

Band of Horses

An indie-rock band that formed in 2004. They were originally known as "Horses".

Band of Horses, or Horses, is a band primarily composed of humans, not horses.

by Chigglywiggly January 17, 2007