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One-Eyed Carlos 

A One-Eyed Carlos is when you’re lying face-down, getting a massage, and the masseuse squats down and takes a hefty green poop on your back.
“I was over at the massage parlor and the masseuse totally gave my mom a One-Eyed Carlos.”

National Bully Carlos Day 

On December 31st, everyone can bully Carlos for the past year freely. It will be morally okay.
Guy1: “Hey it’s National Bully Carlos Day
Guy2: “Hell yeah! What you lookin at sperm cell?”
Carlos: “Nooooo”

Juan Carlos 

A sexy male with a 30-40 meter dick that goes in and out of very sexy woman
Oh daddy, oh Juan Carlos, harder, oh daddy
Juan Carlos by Tracer999 November 19, 2019

producer carlos 

Producer of the Bobby Bones Show in Austin, TX, and the stuttering Hispanic voice of America (ironically incapable of speaking Spanish). Half of a set of identical twins with bite marks on his back (coming from a shared bed experience with his brother).
1. Have you heard Producer Carlos talk on the radio? That guy mumbles and stutters like no other. I think he might be illiterate.

2. Can you help me out? I've got this scratch on my back... I think someone producer Carlos'd me. That's the last time I drink THAT much tequila.

Juan Carlos 

Small but mighty. Friendly and helpful but less expected when you need him at an instant.
I called Juan Carlos for help. He was here in no time!
Juan Carlos by Sydney.co March 7, 2015

Speedy Carlos 

The act of running around in Call of Duty only using you knife to stab like a little mexican.
Dude be careful, they got a speedy carlos on the other team hiding in that building!