National cat calling day

If you cat call your a sick fucking human being you know your not even a human if you do that

Tom:it’s national cat calling day if you do that your a sick human being

by Yourlocalitalian March 27, 2021

Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...

Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

by Moustachio March 7, 2007

dirty callie

A dirty Callie is when a girl twerks in your face while shitting making a mess everywhere

My wife just did a dirty Callie and I need mouth wash

by Adirtugello April 18, 2020

Cailín Alainn

Irish phrase directly translating into "Lovely Girl", often used in a sexual way

"Hey look at that Cailín Alainn, I'd ride the hole off her"

by Mitch123 December 23, 2009

A Gentleman's Calling-Card

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.

1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!

by Baarakiss October 6, 2008

Calliesent

sparkely, shiney, unicorns, and glitter. Things of that nature.

church song: "Blue skies and rainbows and calliesent poneys"

man: "you look very calliesent."
woman: "i know dont you just love my sparkels?!"

by Smashers Goosely August 6, 2011

Callipygism

Originating from the word callipygous, Callipygism is a philosophy that encourages the appreciation of well-formed, beautiful asses. Respect is given to the incredible life-force that a well-formed ass radiates. The people who live by this philosophy are mostly men, many of whom consider it a religion. Callipygianists, are commonly referred to as "Pygians". The Pygians are often considered immature and disrespectful, but are actually very serious about their faith.

As they have no real God, they follow the leadership of their prophet, Jabeebus. An age old philosophy, Callipygism has only recently been named and officially recognized. The scripture is not yet complete, but is referred to as the Calliptoscript.

Tim: What did you put as your religious affiliation?
Chris: Callipygism. I'm an ass-man.

Tim: Praise Clunis!
Chris: Praise Clunis!

by Jabeebus Almighty October 17, 2015