act of congress

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.

Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.

by Kiko July 7, 2004

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conga line

Where a group of males (usually two or more) stand at adjacent urianls, and hold hands whilst at least one is peeing. There can be as many guys standing in a conga line, there can even be more than there are urinals, only one of them has to be peeing for it to be a conga line.

Pronounced CONE GAH LINE

*man walks into room, and see's two other guys, standing at adjacent urinals. they arent having a conga line, but the man decides he wants to have one*
Man: HEY! CONGA LINE! You guys got room for a third?!

by Aika December 28, 2005

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Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

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Congradufuckinlations

Congradulations...with fuck in it.

A sarcastic way of saying congradulations.

Bob: Hey Steve I got a new car
Steve: Well, i'll be damned! congradufuckinlations, it looks nice.

by Chris Haze January 3, 2004

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Congratulationjism

An anagram used by Steve Stiffler (american pie:the wedding) of Jim's birthday cake writing: Congratulations Jim

A simple move of the 's' creates Congratulationjism.

This does not mean it combines the words congratulation and jism

but, it can :D

Mike: Its my birthday today! :D :D
Johnny: (sarcasm) well..congratulationjism!!

by Steeg July 29, 2006

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