Breakfast head

When you wake up in the morning and your spouse starts giving you head before you even speak

My girlfriend gave me the best breakfast head I've ever had this morning.

by Breakfast head November 1, 2021

Suprise Breakfast

When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.

When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.

by CrackWhoreLaranda January 9, 2017

breakfast afterglow

The look on someone's face when they had a delicious and filling breakfast and the look as if they just had amazing sex

John.."Hey Ryan you look super content did you just get laid?" Ryan... "No I just really enjoyed that breakfast!" John... "it looks like you have breakfast afterglow!"

by Romandell October 21, 2017

turkish breakfast

n. When one cracks an egg in someone's asshole

Are special this morning is the turkish breakfast

by Patrick Hudson May 22, 2006

mexican breakfast

When you are banging a chic doggie style then apply a small amount of hot sauce to your thumb. Then your proceed by sticking your thumb in her anus. She will jump, flip her over then feed it to her.

"Girl your breath stinks!" reply "yeah Johnny gave me a mexican breakfast!"

by BlackboyT October 20, 2006

breakfast club

The best movie alive -- shows kids struggles and stuff about all types of kids with comedy romance and drama also under the breakfast club

does barry manilow know that u raid his wardrobe?

by AKA March 12, 2005

the breakfast club

Collective name for those ridiculous characters invented by cereal companies to market their products to little kids (Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, the Trix rabbit, Captain Crunch, Count Chocula, etc.)

(scene from "The Breakfast Club")
Tony the Tiger: "Christmas? Yep, it was a banner year at the ol' Tiger residence. My dad hands me a pack of cigarettes and says 'Smoke up, Tony, THEY'RE GRRRREEEAAAT!"

by Nick D July 22, 2004