Tom Waits Breakfast

Buying two cans of sweet tea in the morning, pouring whiskey from your flask into aforementioned sweet tea. Tom Waits Breakfast.

You: Why are you pouring that whiskey from your flask into that can of sweet tea at 10:00 am?
Me: I'm making myself a Tom Waits Breakfast
You: Can I have one?
Me: Sure.

by Mr.Nick23 July 12, 2011

Zombie breakfast

(noun)

1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.

2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.

1. Algeria: Hey Djibouti. You hungry?
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.

2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.

by oryaknownot April 9, 2010

wet breakfast

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.

I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.

by erkod March 5, 2017

Cambodian breakfast bowl

When a male ejaculates in a womans anus, then shovels the seman out with a spoon, then feeds it to the woman

My girlfriend was begging for something to eat so I whipped her up a cambodian breakfast bowl

by Cambodian Breakfast Bowl November 24, 2018

Missouri beaver breakfast

When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.

My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.

by captainbeaverpants July 30, 2010

Wednesday Morning Breakfast

A 'WMB' is where you take a hit of weed, snort a line of coke (or whatever you want) then take a shot of liquor before exhaling the hit.

Dude, let's do a few Wednesday Morning Breakfasts and get really fucked up

by makingitglow July 23, 2011

No Squid, No Breakfast

A pickup line commonly used in Southeast Asia to let a woman know that she won't receive breakfast unless she swallows the man's semen

No squid, no breakfast

by CEO Duck January 12, 2017