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Benidorm Breakfast 

A Benidorm Breakfast is a way to describe what party goers generally eat/drink the morning after the night before.

Benidorm is the usual haunt for English beer monsters to relax and unwind, and normally drink from 9am - 9pm

A Benidorm Breakfast generally consists of the following:

Warm flat beer that has been left over night or in fact cold beer that was liberated from the fridge.

Cold Pizza, Chinese, Indian meal or more commonly in the UK Kebab.

This phrase is used the world over but is more commonly used in Shrewsbury and can be considered a Shrewsburyism
Rob: Hey Jo we better clear these empty bottles and pizza boxes away.

Jo: Whats the hurry?

Rob: My parents are coming over and I dont want them thinking we've just had a Benidorm Breakfast
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Tom Waits Breakfast 

Buying two cans of sweet tea in the morning, pouring whiskey from your flask into aforementioned sweet tea. Tom Waits Breakfast.
You: Why are you pouring that whiskey from your flask into that can of sweet tea at 10:00 am?
Me: I'm making myself a Tom Waits Breakfast
You: Can I have one?
Me: Sure.

Zombie breakfast 

(noun)

1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.

2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.
1. Algeria: Hey Djibouti. You hungry?
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.

2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.

wet breakfast 

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.
I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.
wet breakfast by erkod March 5, 2017

Cambodian breakfast bowl 

When a male ejaculates in a womans anus, then shovels the seman out with a spoon, then feeds it to the woman
My girlfriend was begging for something to eat so I whipped her up a cambodian breakfast bowl

Missouri beaver breakfast 

When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.
My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.

Wednesday Morning Breakfast 

A 'WMB' is where you take a hit of weed, snort a line of coke (or whatever you want) then take a shot of liquor before exhaling the hit.
Dude, let's do a few Wednesday Morning Breakfasts and get really fucked up