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ball boogers

When your cum gets stuck to your ball hair and makes little hardened cum balls
After I fucker her I had so many ball boogers
by Gameatron2020 January 7, 2017
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road booger

Noun | Road Boo·ger | rōd ˈbo͝oɡər/

Chunks of built up muddy ice that may fall from the wheel well of a motorized vehicle on a warm winters day, often hazardous to other drivers.
Watch out for road boogers today, drivers!
by evanfeite January 27, 2017
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bad booger

A "Bad Bitch".. cute in any state wether dressed to impressed or sweatpants hair tied
"Too bad my hair isn't done & I'm not dressed" - Man it don't even matter you STILL a "bad booger" without it!
by 🙃🙃🙃 February 7, 2017
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Booger Thrust

When a person sneezes during a pelvic thrust and in turn sends a booger flying.
PersonA: Dude I totally sneezed during sex last night, her vagina was as stuffy as my nose.

PersonB: Dude you did the Booger Thrust!
by Lambo. January 12, 2013
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Booger Hockey

A game in which two players sit across a table from each other, pick their noses, place their boogers on the table, and simultaneously flick them with their fingers towards their opponents.
Don't eat it! Lets play booger hockey!
by norgler December 14, 2012
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Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.
Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012
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arm booger

A person who needs to be picked off your friend's sleeve.
Charlie needs to move his arm booger along -- he's embarassing himself.
by Dr. Bubba May 20, 2012
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