beer colored glasses

Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.

Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.

by hoodrat December 3, 2005

Beer>Religion

The fact that Beer is better than religion for the following 10 reasons.

1. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
2. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex
3. Beer has never caused any major wars
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer
5. You can prove you have a Beer
6. Beer cant lie to you
7. Beer helps you enjoy life, religion reminds you how shit people are
8. You can have several different beers at once.
9 You will not be killed or tortured over what brand of beer you drink.
10. If your life is devoted to beer, thier are groups to help you stop.

Religion sucks. Beer rules.

by Your Lord & Master April 20, 2004

Beer Pong

A drinking game played at parties where everyone thinks they are the best at it.

Dude 1: Hey man I'll play you in beer pong.
Dude 2: Why? I always kick your ass.
Dude 1: Wow! I never lose.

by peopleplz December 16, 2008

beer hymen

when you take your first piss of the night, while out drinking you have broken your beer hymen and will not be able to stop pissing after that.

ollie "i need a piss AGAIN"
ben "youve broken you beer hymen man, no stopping it now!!"

by zigsta September 1, 2008

Samuel Jackson Beer

Featured on Chapelle's Show, Samuel Jackson Beer is a parody of Samuel Adams Beer commercials. The sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed Samuel L. Jackson (played by Dave Chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing Colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.

"Samuel Jackson Beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger!"

by You Can't Kill the Metal July 6, 2006

beer sex

a game in wich the man has sex with a woman while balancing a beer on her back. The object of the game is to keep the beer from spilling

I just had beer sex and only spilled two drops on her ass, it was great!

by Jeremy May 21, 2004

root beer

A really good soda made from roots of trees.

He had a coke, I had a root beer.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003