barney's hide and seek adventure

see crap.

this game is crap

by lan hikari September 14, 2003

Break it Down Barney Style

When you dress up in a dinosaur costume and have sex.

Daquan decided to break it down barney style on Jess last night. He went from 0 to 100 real quick. Real damn quick!

by goatfucker69 August 27, 2016

barred

Pornographic material.

Dude mans... I LOVE barred VCR.

Man, fucking Steve still has barred VCR tape.

Dude, where did you get that barred?

by Steve the Mad Man January 2, 2006

Barney Rubbled

An expression (used mainly in so. cal) to state being under the influence of marijuana.

That Humboldt green has me barney Rubbled.

Or

Dude, I'm pretty Barney Rubble(d)

by Missbehavin March 25, 2003

banned from TV

What I'll become when they get a taste of me.

Yeah, you believe it, idiot.

by B-Drac August 13, 2003

Barney

The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.

"Barney is the only good Bush. The only time he lies is when he goes to sleep."

by Dodger of Zion July 23, 2004

Barney

Some people think that the whole purpose behind the Barney show was to make kids do drugs and drink beer. Before airing the show, the guy in the suit would go out and buy a 6 pack of beer. And while singing the Barney I Love You song he would dump the crack down the hole. It turned out like this:
“I Love You”
glug glug glug
You love me
glug glug glug
we are friends---
And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1! AWK! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer! lets drink it and get high! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?

Hey kids beer is good!

by Frogger April 30, 2005