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Balloon

Balloon is a word to describe when someone has been out on the sesh all night and escsalades in a moment of sheer joy,jubilation and insanity
Matt Woodward from Gorbishire he just loves ballooning........
by bellend, wammy n ginge September 7, 2006
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balloon juice

Same as balloonjuice
by Chad December 7, 2003
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Balfour

An unusual breed of ape that resides in Northern Ireland and the East coast of America. These creatures are often confused about they're sexuality and have been known to mate with members of the same sex and even each other making them inbreeds! They have also been known to mate with other animals and are particularly fond of mating with siamese cats. The American breed are apparently a bunch of wankers but the Irish breed are not much different. The American breed unfortunately suffer from the same delusions as all Americans and have a tendency to Masturbate over they're own country and its leader. The Irish breed are quite fond of wresting, watching sweaty half-naked and sometimes almost completey naked men grapple with each other, but after all, they are bi-curious. One of them suffers from a genetic defect known as melon head syndrome which unfortunately for him brings him a lot of ridicule as he has a melon head.

Regards Pophead
Balfour is a wanker.
Balfour sucked off Shaun.
Ryan Balfour loves Robert.
by Pophead March 2, 2005
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popping my balloon

When scratching or poking at an anus, the protruding object releases held in gas.
When getting my prostate exam the doctor came close to popping my balloon
by mdiesel2010 January 2, 2010
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hot cum balloon

The bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has ejaculated his semen into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. The guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect penis which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.
After having sex with the snowman I made, I decided to make a hot cum balloon with some semen I had stored in the fridge so I could pop the bubble with my erect penis and thaw out my frosty shaft.
by cantbetheking November 7, 2013
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Balio

Everquest PVP monk on Tallon Zek with a penchant for shrugging
Blackfoot asked Balio if he wanted to PK in SK and Balio shrugged so they went to SK and killed elves.
by X June 20, 2003
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balloon twisting

Balloon twisting is when clowns use otherwise shapeless balloons of various colors to construct amusing and somewhat abstract sculptures representative of animals or other common objects.
I hired a clown to do some balloon twisting. He twisted them so hard.
by severaltimes July 19, 2010
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