Yeah but, no but...

Part of the incoherent string of words uttered by Vicky Pollard of Little Britain - and those in England who are like her (of which there are far too many)

Teacher: "Vicky, do you have that essay for me?"
Vicky: "Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, yeah but Keanu stole it from me but thats nothing because he fingered Meredith on the swings round the back of the school..."

by Sam January 3, 2005

aint no thang but a chicken wang

Doesnt matter. I dont care. Its not a big deal.

yea I know he beat me in that fight but it aint no thang but a chicken wang.

by J-lizzle July 6, 2005

Weird flex but Ok

originally meant to be used in response to someone who mentions something odd that they do or have done, the phrase has quickly become overused and obnoxious.

Correct usage:

DeShawn: I like to let a girl know when I've masturbated to her.
Jerome: Weird flex but Ok.

Common usage:
NFL Instagram: Bradshaw McPeterson is out for the season with a torn ACL
Idiots in the comment section: Weird flex but Ok

Jake: My wife went to the doctor and we found out she's having a child!
Dustin: Weird flex but Ok

by ur banned dictionary admin November 15, 2018

oomshi but not me

A phrase used when one is complaining about all the attention given to Tumblr user David Oomshi but not their own blog. Usually used when one is feeling lonely and wishing that people would want to talk to them, and they try to get their attention, but nobody listens. Because they are all so focused on Oomshi.
You know why?
Because David Oomshi Oliva is superior to all.

people google oomshi but not me
someone wrote a urbandictionary definition for oomshi but not me
I guess if my URL was a nonsense word it would help

by bluegreengrass June 4, 2013

Tis but a scratch

When you get stabbed almost killed or ur about to die from a fatal injury

*Shoots me 7 and a half times in the colon* tis but a scratch

by Ricardo Bliss69 May 28, 2020

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

No problem. Don't worry. I/we've got this. I/we can handle this situation. This is not a major concern. This is easy. This an easier task than it appears to be. I/we know what we are doing in this situation. "This is as easy as American Pie."

{{IMPORTANT NOTE: It should be noted that this is whimsical and ironic sarcasm. The person saying this is only ironically pretending to be polite. It truly means "Get off my stinking back! You should know by now that I already know how to do this."}}

A new manager at a restaurant (to an employee at a Pizza place who has worked there for ten years): Can you make this guy's special order? It's a really strange request.

Overworked and underpaid cook to the new boss: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!"

by Chadifsher2423 July 31, 2017

close, but no cigar

Expression used when someone got so close to accomplish something... but didn't really accomplish it.

Let's say you think of a number from 1 to 100 and ask someone to guess that number... You thought of 83 but the other person says 84... And then you say "Close, but no cigar".

This expression comes from a Golf tradition... If you're playing golf with your friends and instead of working the ball into the hole with a few drives you make it in a single play... you're friends are supposed to buy you a cigar after the game...

- Guess who I took for dinner last night?
+ My sister?
- Close, but no cigar.
+ Who then?
- Your Mama.

by birk123 December 9, 2008