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Portuguese space blanket 

Is when you shit on a sheet of tinfoil then get on all fours placing the shit covered tinfoil Infront of you face. Then a transexual fucks you in the ass while pulling the shit covered tinfoil up into your face.
Dude remember that one time you got a Portuguese space blanket in Las Vegas!

Itchy Blanket 

An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.
Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!
Itchy Blanket by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

go get the blanket 

going somewhere to get the blanket to keep you warm
Ahmet told Sonay to "go get the blanket" but she didn't listen

wet blanket 

a noun used to describe a person, place or thing that is experiencing an overwhelming feeling of discomfort and disappointment.
Joe: "Did you see that Phillies game last night?"
Mary: "Yeah, what a mess! I couldn't believe the weather."
Joe: "I know, so disappointing. The whole city is a wet blanket now."
wet blanket by roxy23dc March 7, 2009

c-dubing blanket

To completely cover a girls face with cum
T c-dubing blanket last night.

warm blanket 

Ejaculating into partners mouth. Then the partner letting it run out of their mouth down their body.
"she gave herself a warm blanket ."
warm blanket by katnisnix December 27, 2013