Bean'd 

1: to bean one; 2: to fart or gas on another

Sam farted on Jeffery, therefore Jeffery JUST GOT BEAN'D.

or

Did you just bean Jose by throwing beans at him? Dude, that is so racist!

Bean'd by Paladin July 6, 2004

bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.

Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.

bean-stalker by Blade57 October 22, 2008

Bean Dip 

To scoop the boob of someone and yell "BEAN DIP!"

Usually done for shock value. Or you just want to touch someone's boob.

Marty ran up to Bertha, and bean dipped her.

Bertha got Marty back by slapping him.

Bean Dip by boshanky September 24, 2008

bean bags 

A mans balls in a speedo.

Speedos r gay mans swim suits.

bean bags by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

Bean-on 

The female equivalent of a hard-on. References the beanesque shape of the swollen clitoris.

"Geez honey, you're staring at that George Clooney photo for a bit too long. What, does he give you a bean-on?"

Bean-on by vincible kibosh December 22, 2008

Bean Boots 

A loyal companion. Can be handed down from one generation to the next. A pair of boots that can go through hell for you and come back more than fine. Stylish and practical have a healthy marriage and can be rocked with jeans and khakis at college or taken to Adirondacks for some solid hiking. Seem to have a somewhat prep feel these days but honestly anyone can rock them

"Hey are those Bean boots?!"

" Hell yea they used to be my dad's. Good timing too seeing as their becoming popular now"

Bean Boots by Damascus747 November 11, 2013

bean bags 

A mans testicles.

Last night I got that Nikki bird to hum on my bean bags, what a slag!

bean bags by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003