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Bean'd

1: to bean one; 2: to fart or gas on another
Sam farted on Jeffery, therefore Jeffery JUST GOT BEAN'D.

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Did you just bean Jose by throwing beans at him? Dude, that is so racist!
by Paladin July 6, 2004
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bean'd

To be made a fool of by the lowest rung of the messageboard ladder. also see owned
damn I can't beleive the newb Bean'd me

Damn you got bean'd

Bwahahahahahah!!!
BEAN'D!!
by MasterTravis October 22, 2004
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Mr. Bean'd

When your girl gets her legs up on your shoulders and rides your face while you're standing, like that turkey on Mr. Bean's head in that one episode.
Girl, you ever been Mr. Bean'd?
by dingdong2432 August 11, 2023
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bean daddy

The man with the sensu beans
Yajirobe: I brought these magical sensu beans that heal all wounds and replenish your stamina.

Goku: Thanks Yajirobe!

Yajirobe: Bean daddy, out.
by Hearshotkid_2113 August 20, 2018
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Bean Demon

A Bean Demon is someone who you see regularly when you're high, however never when you're sober. Therefore leading someone to be unsure if they exist or not.
by dat.boi.dead April 30, 2020
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Missouri Bean Dip

The act of spreading the ass with the 'cone' techquine so you can insert your testicles into the rectum while inserting you penis into the vagina.
That girl was so freaky that I did the Missouri Bean Dip last night!
by rusty'stache January 8, 2011
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bean dip

Raise the underboob of a man or woman with your index and second finger.
Cameron gave Lori a "bean dip" to celebrate the fun evening
by Tishrox May 22, 2017
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