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1: to bean one; 2: to fart or gas on another
Sam farted on Jeffery, therefore Jeffery JUST GOT BEAN'D.

or

Did you just bean Jose by throwing beans at him? Dude, that is so racist!
Bean'd by Paladin July 6, 2004
Words you can keep
To be made a fool of by the lowest rung of the messageboard ladder. also see owned
damn I can't beleive the newb Bean'd me

Damn you got bean'd

Bwahahahahahah!!!
BEAN'D!!
bean'd by MasterTravis October 22, 2004

Mr. Bean'd

When your girl gets her legs up on your shoulders and rides your face while you're standing, like that turkey on Mr. Bean's head in that one episode.
Girl, you ever been Mr. Bean'd?
Mr. Bean'd by dingdong2432 August 11, 2023

bean daddy 

Yajirobe: I brought these magical sensu beans that heal all wounds and replenish your stamina.

Goku: Thanks Yajirobe!

Yajirobe: Bean daddy, out.
bean daddy by Hearshotkid_2113 August 20, 2018

Bean Demon 

A Bean Demon is someone who you see regularly when you're high, however never when you're sober. Therefore leading someone to be unsure if they exist or not.
Bean Demon by dat.boi.dead April 30, 2020

Missouri Bean Dip 

The act of spreading the ass with the 'cone' techquine so you can insert your testicles into the rectum while inserting you penis into the vagina.
That girl was so freaky that I did the Missouri Bean Dip last night!
Missouri Bean Dip by rusty'stache January 8, 2011

bean dip 

Raise the underboob of a man or woman with your index and second finger.
Cameron gave Lori a "bean dip" to celebrate the fun evening
bean dip by Tishrox May 22, 2017
Word of the Day on March 17, 2024
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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