by rach 1111111 May 27, 2008

is the frequent passing of loose, watery and unformed faeces from the result of food that is not meant for human comsumption.
by Bryce Kemp April 28, 2009

by Ella and Madd February 6, 2005

A rare and unexplained phenomenon in which a copious jet of clear water is involuntarily ejected from the subject's rectum. Held perhaps to be connected to the 'ARSE-BABY' (see entry).
Q: "Oh my GOD! What just happened to me!! A clear fluid sprayed from my ring!"
A: "Don't worry, that'll just be Arse-water."
A: "Don't worry, that'll just be Arse-water."
by Matt Hayward March 12, 2003

Someone who hangs around with you and your crowd in the full knowledge that they are unwelcome and disliked. In spite of frequent insults, rebuttal and sarcasm, they still persevere in their attempts to be liked, as they have nothing else to do and nobody to do it with.
That Steve, he just went and spent £60 on cocktails for everyone, even though we're drinking lager! I'm gonna throw mine into the plant pots; he's such an arse fish
by Bowelhazard July 27, 2010

by Ray February 4, 2004

by Karlos April 1, 2004
