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auto-cunt 

A nasty knee-jerk attitude, particularly displayed by a woman. On autopilot, but with a bitchy attitude.
She was late to lunch and stuck me with the check so I thought she was calling to apologize, but when I called her back she was on auto-cunt.
auto-cunt by little troll November 30, 2009
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Cold Cunt Combo 

Big sloppy pussy lips that look like ham and is scissored by another girl.
That cold cunt combo hit the spot!

elbow cunt 

A moniker created by Women in order to separate their activities - which are purely girl-on-girl - with those of "True Lesbians." An "ELBOW CUNT" refers to a girl-transexual pair whom are sexually active. The "ELBOW" refers to the penis on the transexual, and the cunt refers to the "girl" who is "paired" with the transexual. Apparently, straight women have "great issue" with this type of "wine pairing" (i.e. girl-transexual).
"Gee whiz, look at that ELBOW CUNT over their at the Bar. I wonder where her Tranny toy is today - she looks pale," said Botox Lips Cheryl to Botox Forehead Nancy at the Four Seasons Bar (Beverly Hills).
elbow cunt by BrainFreeze-DK December 15, 2012

Thunder Cunt 

For when calling someone a cunt just simply won't do.
When somebody has committed something dickish of such a gargantuan nature, they are a thunder cunt.

Think of someone acting like a cunt and times by approx. 1000. That should give you a rough idea!
Martin has been put in charge again. He's had a pint of power and now he's power pissed and acting like a thunder cunt!

My ex slept with one of my mates to try get back at me. What a thunder cunt!
Thunder Cunt by bigsalv January 27, 2013

dingle cunt

Girl with long huge pussy lips or clit
Yea we had sex, he pussy was like a dingle cunt.
dingle cunt by LadyElaine December 2, 2013

First Cunt 

For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
"CUNT!"
"...hummm, 08:45... that's an early 'First Cunt'... today is going to be a bad day.
First Cunt by tincopper April 7, 2014