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My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*
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My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*
My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..
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