cock-and-cunt joint 

a very loose joint; a joint that can be undone easily.

The joint is not tight; it is more like a cock-and-cunt joint.

cock-and-cunt joint by uttam maharjan December 6, 2010

Irish Cunt 

An Irish cunt, is where if you have a friend who is from Ireland, or raised in Ireland or have Irish blood

Me: You're an Irish cunt!
Your friend: Oh my god.....

Irish Cunt by Brindle January 11, 2017

Cuntely Cunt Song 

A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.

The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.

Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.

An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'

Cuntely Cunt Song by Used Car Bruce May 28, 2022

Cunty Cunt 

When someone is seen as a cunt but is cunty (funny/enjoyable) enough to justify hanging out with them

She’s cunty cunt, not just a cunt

Cunty Cunt by nonnozzle February 12, 2025

lighting cunt

A broad that is so loose she pushes out kids like lighting!

"Mayn I was with this bitch last night and she was a lighting cunt."

lighting cunt by JD70 December 11, 2007

viserainial cunt 

individuals that cause you to have convulsions of conniptions.

"Jessa stop being a viserainial cunt and throwing pear cores on my floor!" -edamonte

viserainial cunt by Edamonte Bobb May 26, 2008

expanding cunt 

1. a cunt that expands when it has a baby coming out of it
2. a cunt that expands when an overly large penis is inserted
3. a cunt that expands with a full packet of custard creams 'up there'

look at that expanding cunt, you cunt muffin crack whore. i'm gonna pop a cap in his expanding cunt ass

expanding cunt by room a February 22, 2009