resting GWB face

A condition that afflicts aging autocrats. Loss of connective tissue, paranoia, and increased body fat causes the face to morph into a shape resembling former US president George W. Bush.

Side effects may include a strong desire to invade a country that poses no threat to them.

"Wow, Vlad sure has gotten a bad case of resting GWB face

by Miracle_Max_Ltc March 4, 2022

all face and no trousers

Someone who talks a big game but doesn't have the balls to back it up.

Sketchy Alex said he hooked up with that chick last night, but we ran into her the next morning and she didn't know who we were talking about. That guy is all face and no trousers.

by Bfettd January 17, 2014

Wet-Face Watermelon

A wet-face watermelon is a sex act involving Watermelon Pop Rocks, a spatula, industrial strength zip ties, Pioneer Valley Gourmet Cinnamon Apple Passion Syrup, Hello Kitty bandaids, and two pinecones from 1 to 3 inches in diameter. The book containing a description of this act, From Gangbangs to Bungalows: A Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Kinks, Hang-Ups, and Deviations, has been banned in almost every developed country, though rumor has it that this ritual is still a common practice among natives of Micronesia.

Alas, I guess we'll never know just what a wet-face watermelon is.

by Angela Diablo January 26, 2016

face to crotch correlation

phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.

Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...

by niggman star33 November 9, 2011

Cat faced cunt

A person with the facial image and personality of a cats arsehole that has been sprayed with citric acid.
Usually found to be teachers or religious lesbians with a penchant for cheap cuts of meat because they are miserable tight cunts.

Did you hear that cat faced cunt! She can go get fucked that fucking dyke.

by Clifford the meat sword August 25, 2016

putting my face on

Putting on makeup

Boy: What is taking so long? We have to be there in 10 minutes.
Girl: Why don't you calm the fuck down! I'm putting my face on.

by catfish2124 September 26, 2013

Bassett Hound Face

A vagina that has been abused to the point that its labia look like floppy dog ears, its clitoris like a tongue, and the opening like a drooling dog's mouth thus making it resemble the face of a Bassett Hound.

"Dude did you tap that?"

"Nah. It looked like a Bassett Hound Face so I threw a treat at it, scratched her butthole, and made her go home."

by Shunt343 May 16, 2013