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nasty brown octobers

when you accidentally shit on your expensive shoes
person 1: oh no i just shit on my shoes by accident
person 2: were they expensive?
person 1: yes they were yeezy red octobers
person 2: now theyre nasty brown octobers
by a handicap. December 1, 2022
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Brown Jack

(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.

2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.

3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
by RichardBachman August 5, 2013
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Browning

The personification of bravado and gaslighting. People who are Browning believe they're about to close the deal of a lifetime or rizz the bouncer to make the night of their mates' lives. If you can hear the dice roll for a charisma check that you've most likely seen someone Browning.
(Bouncer) No entry, mate, we're full.

(Browner) Coooommee onnnnnn maaateeee, we'll pay double the price for entry and only stay 15 minutes.

(Bouncer) Sure thing Broski!

(Mere Mortal lucky to be in the vicinity) By Jove he's Browning!
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brown-nosed fire dragon

when you have explosive firey diarrhea in a females mouth, duct tape it shut and tickle her untill it come out her nose.
guy one: i performed a brown-nosed fire dragon on my gf last night
guy 2: me next?!
by gay_of_hood_river November 20, 2021
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Brown beard

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.
I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.
by anonymous February 18, 2024
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Brown Man

A nickname for a particularly stinky brown teacher.
by Sigma1999 May 28, 2024
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Brown

An adjective used for people that got disillusioned very badly. You would usually turn, become or get brown. Like when someone shits on you. Since the color brown is associated with shit so you get brown.
"Haha! Why did you color suddenly change?! Oh yes, you got brown this time. Really optimistic of you to think they would go with your idea."
by NightLoneDigger February 19, 2021
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