smart penis

Well it’s almost like smart tit but better

Hey dude stop being a smart penis and get over it.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

Penis Farts

An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.

oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts

by Hahah Poop and Pee January 28, 2022

Little Penis

A tiny excuse for a male organ. Makes you want to kill yourself...

A little penis will not satisfy anyone, not even yourself!

by Itty bitty bob January 14, 2020

Penis

A body part from a guy 12-13 year old morons use for comedy.

Idiot 12 year old: Penis.

Other idiot 12 year old: *w h e e z e* You're so funny Harold

by Himynameisjo November 7, 2022

Penis Insecurity

When u have insecurity towards your dick size

Bro i think i got Penis Insecurity, would you suck it for me to prove its big enough in your throat

by idontknowF December 20, 2021

frogs penis

Small round circle thing that u stick into another frogs mouth

I went to the park and seen a frogs penis in another frog's mouth.

by Ggfrog May 6, 2018

Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021