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darian penis by darian wade howe January 1, 2023
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noticeable penis line
A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.
Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?
Person 2: his what?
Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.
Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants
Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
Person 2: his what?
Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.
Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants
Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
noticeable penis line by Snowky96 January 10, 2023
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Baby Penis
Having a Baby Lodged in your penis
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
Baby Penis by Testy tangler January 16, 2023
Micro penis
A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
Micro penis by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023
Mississippi Penis Whistle
A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.
Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.
Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.
Man 1: Nice dude.
Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.
Man 1: Nice dude.
Mississippi Penis Whistle by PenisWhistler February 2, 2023
remote penis
remote penis by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023