Fetus Penis

The only penis smaller than a baby penis

Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis

by MuzzikA0 March 28, 2022

penis nigger fart

penis nigger fart is when a nigger farts and his penis jiggles

“Yo bro did you see Jayden he just had a penis nigger fart I saw it through his shorts!”

by c420frl May 6, 2024

penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

My penis erected when I saw that beautiful woman

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

penis

something your mom likes

mom: i like penis

by bingchingbongchongchinaman November 26, 2021

Penis

A cool device that you can firmly grasp. Also handy to get the ladies.

The penis felt good when I grasped it.

by NiqqaFish420 January 12, 2020

penis

a nice beverage on a hot summer day

are you thirsty?

yup
got a penis for you
thanks man

by w h or enjsmna June 30, 2021