wax the weasel 

To either getting a blow job, or laid, which leaves your junk with a nice shiny film.

Man, I'm going over to that ho's place to have her "wax the weasel"!!

wax the weasel by Incorrigible October 15, 2013

screeching weasel 

(v) - The act of swallowing a lit marijuana blunt to avoid confrontation or arrest from police

Stoner: Quick! Do a screeching weasel, there's <5-0> behind us.

screeching weasel by CMoore014 September 9, 2009

shit weasel

Alien creature that resembles a lamprey. It developes inside a human host until it bursts out of their ass.

"Boy did that shit weasel burst out of my ass. I sure am dead now."

shit weasel by William March 29, 2003

cock weasel 

A pretentious, arrogant, stuck-up, self-centred bastard who believes he is Gods gift to women and can therefore fuck you over. Exeter is heavily populated by such beings. It is also an entertaining word to say and can be used as an insult against almost everybody!

'he's such a cock weasel!!'

cock weasel by Lafrowda January 14, 2006

Sweet Weasel 

A man (sweet little weasel is a girl) that exudes an air of sweeteness by complimenting the opposite sex, and sharing long intimate conversations with the alterioir motive of having crazy monkey sex with the person of the opposite sex.

Greg: You are so sweet. I love talking to you on the phone for hours on end...tell me more

Girl: Gosh! No one ever listened to me like you do...You are TOO sweet!!!!

Greg: I'm a SWEET WEASEL! You wanna have hot crazy monkey sex now?

Sweet Weasel by Sweeet li'l weasel July 21, 2009

Synister Weasel 

A Synister Weasel is promiscuous female, one who may deceptively act innocent whilst cheating on her man.

"Yo, just brapped out some guy in Gedzville tossing ma' girls salad!"

"man, that gash is a synister weasel, bre!"

Synister Weasel by MC Scratch January 1, 2009

Cunt Weasel 

The name of "Bone Minnions" on Guild Wars

I just summoned a Cunt Weasel!!!

Cunt Weasel by True Walking Tank December 29, 2008