wank pop

That cheap, MTV-ish kind of music, that regards huge loads of tits, asses and other women's parts to be featured in a clip, to get any viewers at all. Mostly horny kids during puberty.

- Have you seen that new Miley Cyrus video?
- Yup. I jerked off like 3 times watching it first time.
- I know, right? Wank pop FTW!

by Blitz Kvlt May 5, 2014

filthy wank

When you masturbate while having a shit.

Ally just went for a filthy wank. Dirty bastard.

by eujuan June 25, 2017

Diamond Wank

A prolonged wanking experience in which legs are placed into a diamond position. Invented by Diamond Dave

I’m off for a diamond wank

by Rourkenator November 12, 2021

Mannequin Wank

When you see a mannequin wearing some sexy article of clothing, go home, and have a wank.

Person 1: I was at walmart the other day.
Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.

by Squidissued October 19, 2019

hive wank

A distributed collection of wanking by many at the same time. Something that would likely be triggered by a major event such as mass encouraged working from home.

Woah, with everyone working from home at the moment, there must be some serious hive wanking going on.

by snowmoon March 16, 2020

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.

Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank

by Teebster0 June 6, 2018

Workout Wank

When your gym workout is so solid that every muscle in your body is pumping except for your man muscle so you feverishly have a post workout wank.

I couldn’t wait to get home for my workout wank so I just pumped it in the locker room shower.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018