in the act of cumming and shitting on your toothbrush making it feel like toothpaste then make your partner brush their teeth with it
Last night your mom complained about her stained teeth so i gave her the texas toothbrush
My dogs teeth were dirty so i gave him the texas toothbrush
My dogs teeth were dirty so i gave him the texas toothbrush
by coreyschwartz June 5, 2007
Get the Texas Toothbrush mug.1. A hairy and disgusting vagina, sometimes finding certain sexually transmitted infections.
2. a vagina
3. slang term for cunt
originated in sapulpa, oklahoma by a guy named shames
2. a vagina
3. slang term for cunt
originated in sapulpa, oklahoma by a guy named shames
fernando: "Damn, dude, I was banging this girl last night and--"
stu: "Was the bitch tight?"
fernando: "No way dude, diving down under was like doing a root canal on saddam's toothless smile."
stu: "Was the bitch tight?"
fernando: "No way dude, diving down under was like doing a root canal on saddam's toothless smile."
by everyone loves the uber April 6, 2004
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An attractive older woman in the MILF category. Similar to a cougar, however much older. Seperated by cougars mainly due to menopause. Aged at approximately at 50-55+.
by Some Guy Named Mark December 25, 2007
Get the saber-tooth mug.a woman usually in her fifties dating a man 20+ years her junior, often considered a cougar past her prime.
That saber tooth is on the prowl.
That saber tooth has gone extinct but she just doesn't know it yet.
That saber tooth has gone extinct but she just doesn't know it yet.
by raven888 September 8, 2009
Get the saber tooth mug.When a woman says she'll blow you but she doesn't open her mouth all the way, as in a tease or uppity ho.
by Goon Heaton May 23, 2006
Get the Malibu Toothbrush mug.Someone that appears totally normal until they open their mouth, unleashing the spooky tooth. It's usually yellow, festered out and gangly; and usually sticks out in odd places along the gumline.
"I was all ready to give Amanda the sausage last night, until she smiled. Then a big, scary spooky tooth popped out and sent me running for the hills. I thought it was gonna reach out and strangle me."
by Scotty Smith November 18, 2007
Get the spooky tooth mug.Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.
by Cam Brady October 10, 2011
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