fortune teller

The starting hand of J-5 in poker. It is okay to raise big or even go all-in with the fortune teller due to its mystical properties.

Origin: One weekend X was playing poker in Atlantic City and was seated next to an older Asian woman. She whispered into X's ear that she always played the Jackson Five in any hand because it meant good luck and fortune were on the way. X interpreted the "Jackson Five" to be Jack and Five and thus the fortune teller was born.

"Man what the hell were you in that pot for? You don't even have a pair"

"Yeah...but I got the Fortune Teller....Jack and Five."

by Johnny Feltskins May 23, 2008

that's very interesting tell me more

if you use this sentence the speaker then knows you don't give a shit about his or her speech and that you want to die

9 Year Old Kid: and then I got so many v-bucks *flexes*
Me: oh that's very interesting tell me more

by budgetsheep February 18, 2019

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

by Somepersonwhoknows September 15, 2020

Don't tell me that, I might have to

Don't tell me that I might have to

Matt : Yo dog, I am going to the mall tonight, you should come!

Craig : Don't tell me that, I might have to!

by craigfrecK November 5, 2009

Show and Tell

Social Media or the modern way way that people tend to communicate with one another

Cassie quit playing show and tell after her friend's took and posted pics of her passed out drunk on her front lawn

by von groovy March 8, 2019

telly

'Telly' is the slang term for a women, usually middle aged who has developed low hanging tits (boobs if you're American) and a large belly (or gut). This results in one more complete bulge of tits and belly combined, hence 'telly' tits and belly.

Geez look at that that woman, she's got a telly! you can no longer define her tits from her belly!

by Manthos March 11, 2013

telly box

TV remote control.

Mancunian word.

"Have you got the telly box?"

by TR Wolf September 1, 2006