Bed Slap

When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.

Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!

by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018

bed chocolate

A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.

Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!

by fuzzydickwumpkins January 11, 2012

bed partner

a sex partner; a lay.

He has too may bed partners to bang.

by uttam maharjan March 4, 2010

Bed Sock

Blob, Condom

Time for a shag, does anyone have a spare bed sock?

by Dominic Shaw December 16, 2003

Bed Mosh

Where you're laying on the bed and someone decides to push you, then you proceed to push them back. So on and so forth.

John pushed George in bed last night, a few minutes later a Bed Mosh was created.

by destroyedx December 6, 2009

Shit the bed

To wake up much earlier than normal.

Tomorrow we'll shit the bed and try to hit the road by 8:00.

by RunBackDouble December 20, 2010

shit the bed

shit the bed is an english phrase that refers to someone who got out of bed unusually early compared to what they normally would.
Usually used against a lazy or unemployed person who is up early.

08:41 <lazydude1> *yawn* morning all :D
08:41 <me> heh, your up early. Shit the bed?

08:41 <lazydude1> lol

by rundata May 10, 2010