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math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.
Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.
by cookie November 22, 2004
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Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".
I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.
by lard is bad August 23, 2011
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f-book

A disparaging term for the e-book since these electronic books are often poorly organized, contain misspellings and grammatical errors, and are poorly researched, hence they are very cheap and even so, people often feel they’ve been fucked when they buy them.
You can rest assured that I won’t be sinking my hard-earned pennies into an f-book ever again.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
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cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books
Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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lurking the book

An activity in which you lurk people's shit on facebook.
guy 1: "what are you doing on that girls profile bro?"

guy 2: "oh you know, just lurking the book"!
by chadadadad October 4, 2010
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bash book

a book that you write bad/mean things bout people that you wouldn't say to their face and you pass it around to other people and and they add things about people
Did you see Passhun bash book she said you a ho. Really i thought we were friends will in Sidney book it say you a dyke
by Nayna December 8, 2004
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Hit the books

“Dude tomorrow I have an exam, I should hit the books
by 24/7 July 28, 2018
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