Spanish or Vanish

Said by some shitty ass green bird/owl if you don’t do your lessons. It claims Duolingo’s main language is Spanish. So that’s why the shitty asshole says SPANISH OR VANISH YOU STUPID HEAD

Me: decides I studied enough Japanese for the day
Duolingo:
Spanish or Vanish and btw beg for your family back in Japanese
Me: KU DA SA I

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 7, 2023

spanish shower

To puke during sexual act, or vomit on somebody else's genitals with sexual pourposes.

Hey, girl, let's do a spanish shower? You puke on my chest while I jerk off.

Another example:
You throw up on my dick! Now lick it bitch!

by sblerghs March 10, 2003

Jungle Spanish

jungle spanish (lower class, dirty spanish) is usually spoken by dominicans, puerto ricans, cholos (l.a. hispanics) and cubans. Jungle Spanish consisits of english and U.S. ghetto slang mixed with spanish.

it is looked down upon regular spanish speakers

"yo vato loco, whatchu be sayin about my jaina, ese!"; a great example of jungle spanish

by caliiiforniaaalooove October 6, 2010

Spanish

The absolute worst language ever created, completely inferior to every other language and should never have been created. It is a chore to learn and when you speak it you sound like you have a hyperactive brain disorder. What makes this even worse is that 329 million people actually speak the language. German, English, and Russian are all more awesome and kick Spanish's ass. Even Mandarin Chinese and Icelandic, both EXTREMELY difficult languages, are more interesting to learn.

Spanish Loser: ¿Habla Espanol? (Do you speak Spanish?)

Awesome German Dude: Nein, Ich du nicht; Spanisch ist Pferd scheiß, und du bist ein dummkopf. (No, I do not; Spanish is horse shit, and you are an idiot.)

by AppleNerd August 29, 2009

Spanish Inquisition

A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

<Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

by SaleenS7TT April 8, 2008

spainching

To panhandle. A contraction of "spare change", used primarily Millrats.

That guy made $20 in a half-day of spainching.

by M S November 17, 2004

spynick

when you have a hacker and your webcam is left on the heacker takes control of you webcam. Normaly done in a chat in Yahoo! or something like that.

I had a spynick on my PC and the next thing i knew. i was getting became a personal porn star

by Darren T April 26, 2006