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Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.
Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.
by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011
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Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away
Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched
by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009
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snatched and attached

Snatched the audience’s attention and attached meaning well put together and slayed.
kylie: Did you see that dance routine?
denis: Yes, girl. It was snatched and attached!
by littlemactalkingsmack August 17, 2017
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Fupa Snatch

When a fat girl sticks you under her fupa, and then flys away with you into the sunset.
Yea man, Mikey was at the bar when he got fupa snatched and taken away.
by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022
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Cactus Snatch

I need more lube my girl has cactus snatch.
by Sharp2112 July 15, 2017
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half-snatched

the snatching of a wig, but without enough snatchedness to take the whole thing right off. half-snatched wigs are usually caused by performances or events that one would describe as "pretty ok" or "sorta good," but lacked the extra bit of skinniness that snatches the entire fastened wig off the wig-wearer's head
skinny #1: yeah, i saw katy perry perform live once.
skinny #2: wow, how was it?
skinny #1: wig was only half-snatched and bitch had me pay $70 a ticket, no wonder her career is as dead as the real avril lavigne.
skinny #2: oh. rip.
by the_real_ninki_minjaj October 12, 2018
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Snatch Peeper

Another name for an OB/GYN (Gynecologist).
Sally has to go to the snatch peeper for a check up.
by Morphine1193 February 9, 2012
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