Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

Dick Size

the size of your dick

ur mom: hey wanna have sex
you: sure

ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af

by MatthewMason January 3, 2022

Pant Size

A grouping of Girl Scout cookies

I just ate a pant size of Girl Scout cookies.

by Gottfather February 27, 2019

stay sized

another term for stay strapped - or have a gun on you

these mfs stay sized

by dictonaryboy May 27, 2023

Gallon-Sized Jugs

A pair of obscenely large breasts. You can't not see them.

Luke: Holy shit, look at those gallon-sized jugs she got, bro!
Sam: What, who?
Luke: Can you not see them? Dawg, Ashlyn rocks those!
Sam: Luke... That's my girlfriend.

by Saryniae January 7, 2024

Scalco Sized

Something very large and made for a large person.

Tom: That's a huge bracelet!
Jack: Ya, it's scalco sized.

by Zoos555 June 13, 2012

tonka sized

This is a term referring to doing something on a massive scale.

Dude, I just took a tonka sized dump.

by CampbellU July 8, 2009