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Sizer
Guy 1: yea that guy smells like shit it’s a smell I can’t quite describe but it is fucking awful
Guy 2: that’s just sizer sizing it up with his big EYEBROWS
Guy 2: that’s just sizer sizing it up with his big EYEBROWS
Sizer by jesuschrist100 March 27, 2023
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sizer • sizerp • sizerkauft • Sizernino • Sizerver • dong sizer • Pint-sizer • Prick-Sizer • Will sizer • size run
Pint-sizer
Short male usually internally self concious about himself so he resorts to establishing a false identity of being a badass or "gangster". A male shorter than average height who partakes in ego boosting activities such as weight lifting and cheer leading. A small man who surrounds himself with a multitude of bigger men to make himself feel more secure. A little man with an ego of Andre the Giant. A self-proclaimed "gangster" who is short therefore "pint sized".
Syn: douchebag, wankster, wanksterbag, wannabe gangster, little man, small penis, small penis syndrome.
Syn: douchebag, wankster, wanksterbag, wannabe gangster, little man, small penis, small penis syndrome.
Guy1: Yo, check out that short dude over there with that ridiculous outfit. It's like five below zero outside, why is he wearing a muscle shirt?
Guy2: Cause man, that's a pint-sizer for you.
Guy2: Cause man, that's a pint-sizer for you.
Pint-sizer by Reel Smart January 10, 2011
dong sizer
An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.
dong sizer by Chester Pern July 2, 2011
Prick-Sizer
Prick-Sizer by daytripa May 1, 2003
Will sizer
Will sizer by Harry.g May 8, 2021
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