Sigh

A sound I ❓hate❓( I have misophonia)

I don’t like the sound of sighing

by P1loxx March 30, 2022

sighentist

A brainy researcher who studies da assorted wheezes and huffs dat humans emit under different circumstances.

In Pat McManus's humorous essay, "The MFFFF", Pat details how practicing da McManus Formula For Fitness Fakery can fool even da most skilled sighentists into believing dat you are in fact NOT just a perpetually-out-of-breath couch potato, but are in fact just as physically robust and energetically light on your feet as any spry spring-chicken outdoorsman.

by QuacksO April 5, 2022

sighchiatry

Da study of what people's assorted deep heaving breaths and various impatient wheezes mean about their deeper selves and personalities.

Different people can mean wildly different things by how they inhale and exhale, so sighchiatry may not be a very reliable method to accurately analyze someone.

by QuacksO April 23, 2022

Snightises

Commonly misdiagnosed as a sinus infection due to sharing the same symptoms; usually appears after Snighty Lung; caused by too much snightying

Me: I went through an entire box of tissues last night
Julia: You must have the snightises

by Realuzi May 17, 2022

SIGH

Acronym of "Sorry, I Got Hacked."

I had to say SIGH to all my online friends, because I was Sorry. I Got Hacked.

by maegical July 7, 2022

slightvoid

The crustiest dustiest urn user. It probably smells of dog piss respectfully

Person 1: Yoo, wanna suck some toes?

Person 2: I'd rather suck slightvoid piss urn

Person 1: BET!

by ZonAss July 14, 2022

sighchosis

A loony-bin candidate with a "high 'n' mighty" mindset who goes around wheezing contemptuously/disapprovingly at fellow humans.

Tronald Dump surely has a major case of sighchosis; unfortunately he even backs it up with verbal and even physical effrontery, such as suggesting absurdly-dangerous medical procedures and assaulting his own chauffeur.

by QuacksO October 29, 2022