A bunch of Bluetooth speaker worshipers who sit in the woods at sighthill singing cascada and superstar over and over again. Like to get fucked up and cut trees down for a laugh with saws. Odd smell of pish around the woods where these creatures have been. Have a weird obsession with pink Pharrell Williams. Can offen be seen recreating colour bomb, even in the snow.

When far away at night looks like Las Vegas (Neon lights, towering buildings) but when close up looks like Kabul. (junkies, asylum seekers, drugs)